Yes, we will degrade ourselves for a cheap laugh and a lot of money!  We will bring life to your private or public party!  We have made many new friends following our passion.  We play the music you remember with no censorship needed.

Here are just a few comments from our loyal fans!

"I didn't know what band was playin that night, I stayed because the beer was cheap and the bathroom was clean!"

"Hey, I expected these guys to suck but you know what, they didn't suck!"

"The bar where they were playing didn't have a cover charge."

"I saw them at the Mississippi Valley Fair playing down by the horse trailers.  I liked their sound but they smelled like horse$#@!!"

"Yeah, I go to see The Tailfins when there's nothing else to do."

"They grow on you like bacteria, you feel sick for a couple days, and then you're ready for more!"

We would love to play for your next:

1. wedding

2. divorce

3. birthday

4. outdoor event

5. corporate party

6. anniversary

7. ballroom dance

8. auto show

9. local fair

10. house party

11. garage sale

12. dog show

13. any function that is special

14. groundhogs day

15. block party

16. flea dipping

17. lawn mowing

18. garbage day

19. mon - sun  / day

20. payday

21. Cow Tipping